Britney Spears was actually sober when she got into a fender bender over the weekend.
The troubled pop tart was stuck in stop-and-go California suburban traffic when her Mercedes-Benz slammed into another car in early Saturday night.
As paparazzi swarmed the Brit, she sat patiently waiting for cops to sort things out. With a long history of alcohol and substance abuse, Brit was no doubt smashed.
But surprise when Spears was given the breath test, she was 100% sober.
Police said they tested the pop star because of the accident – not because of her reputation.
After her release with the body guard now driving, Brit joined mom Lynne for dinner in West Hollywood.