BRITNEY VANISHES

description

Britney Spears has vanished. 

She’s pulled up her traveling revival side show and gone poof — destination unknown.

The mega-star’s dada and conservator of her mental health, Jamie, got the courts OK to put her palatial digs up for sale.

The Brit-enator had been living in celeb heavy Studio City since December and the locale has become a hotspot for paparazzi, groupies and what-have-yous ever since.

The Legion of Brit Bashers like to convene in her open drive way, jockeying for close-ups and potential lawsuits.

Jamie Spears, who’s the court appointed watchdog, has been managing Brit’s care since her much ballyhooed Meltdown.

Expect the vanishing Spears sideshow to resurface behind a cloistered and heavily patrolled community free of driveways full of parasites.