BRITNEY MISTRIAL SHOCKER!
The Trial of the Millennium has been dismissed after a mistrial was declared in the Britney Spears Driving Without a Valid License Case!
The jury's deadlock could not be broken as they fought for hours behind the cloistered confines of the courthouse.
This miscarriage of justice prevailed despite the fact that Los Angeles Superior Court Judge James Steele permitted prosecution and defense attorneys to make additional closing arguments.
Defense claimed the trial for a misdemeanor was about pursuing celeb punishment.
Brit herself never took the stand but daddy Jamie did, confusing all with his incomprehensible drawl.
Deliberations took longer than the presentation of the case itself.
After all this, the case was finally dismissed.