BRIT WANTS TO SEX YOU UP
Published on: October 3, 2008

Sweating with the Pop Tart?
Britney Spears is reportedly planning to release a series of workout tapes.
A source close to The Rebounder told the Chicago Sun-Times that Britney's wild gyrations helped burn off her post Meltdown flab and that now she wants to sex up Joe and Jane Six Pack as well.
A close Spears pal revealed that the multiple VMA winner recently stumbled across a treasure trove of vintage Jane Fonda workout tapes "popped them into an old VCR machine and got a big kick out of watching them.''
A rep at Brit's label, Jive/Zomba, enthused, "The idea makes perfect sense, given Britney is a singer who uses dance so much in her act.''
Well, d'oh.






