BRAD BUYS BACHELOR PAD
New report: battling Brad Pitt secretly buys a $1.13 million pad in the Hollywood Hills far from the maddening Jolie crowd.
UK Daily Mail reports the palatial party manison has two bedrooms, two bathrooms, a bar area and even has a man-cave built into the very foundations.
Just the thing for those boozy hash-hish parties with the likes of pals Quentin Tarantino and George Clooney!
The house oozes character," a spy told the UK tab.
"Brad has had his eye on it for some time but he decided now was the right time to buy because he wanted a place to call his own."
"He needs somewhere quiet that doesn't have memories of Angie and where he can be alone and think about what he does next."
The National ENQUIRER previously announced the Brangie break-up TWO WEEKS AGO despite new fresh rumors and freshly minted denials from so-called unnamed family members and press agents while they figure out how to divvy up the fortune AND six squealing brats.
Neither Brad or Angie have said anything officially YET but that doesn't mean lawyers aren't working overtime, poring over quaint and forgotten palimony legalese for the unmarried superstar couple.