BOOZY SNOOKI BOYTOY WAR
JERSEY SHORE's class act Nicole 'SNOOKI' Polizzi is just as big a skeez in real life as she is on TV - partying hard, getting in bar fights and tormenting a secret boytoy.
RadarOnline.com reports that after the pint-sized firebrand told David Letterman her childhood "pal" and prom date, Kenny Hitzel, "was just a friend," the truth has come stumbling out after a wild night of boozy drunken mayhem.
Three weeks ago, Snooki, 23, hit the club Torches in Newburgh, New York, with Kenny Hitzel and her BFF, Stephanie Griner.
What started as a fun night out ended in a girl fight between the two girls over Kenny.
A fellow partier said that Snooki freaked out because Stephanie was grinding on Kenny, and screeched: "Step-HANIE your vag is too close to Kenny's penis!"
MAJOR "guido-screaming and hand flaring" ensued as the overly tanned half-pint and her sparring partner were booted out of he club, only to be quickly allowed back in to suck down shots when the bar manager realized Snook-ums was a "reality" star.
Sure enough yet ANOTHER girl fight erupted as plum peacock Kenny had enough and left.
Kenny, 25, who can't drive, was picked up by mommy and daddy and driven home.
But the debauched sex games didn't end there.
Snooki began serial sexting Kenny and as the plump princess pushed his buttons, Kenny, frustrated from being stuck home with no wheels, punched the nearest wall, breaking his hand.