Lando Clarissian recuses himself from TV dance comp.
Excessive C-45 double deuce to blame?
Billy Dee Williams, one time pitchman for popular malt liquor Colt 45 and erstwhile “Empire Strikes Back” cloud kingpin Clarissian, had to bail from DWTS.
Williams’ doc warned him of the detrimental effect of extreme dance motion on the thesp's chronic back pain.
Thanks to Billie Dee back pedaling out the door no other contestant got the heave-ho from the judges last night.
"It’s an epic part of me now,” the "Star Wars" star said of his somewhat limited experience on the show.
At least no one ended up in Carbonite, this time – save his lower lumbar region.
Rest for that inevitable sequel, bro.