BLAM! BATMAN CHRISTIAN BALE pile drives baddie TOM (“Bane”) HARDY as wild melee breaks out on Wall Street between “protesters”, heroes and Gotham cops.
Residents were awakened by shots of automatic gunfire as they feared the tent dwelling denizens of Zuccotti Park had gotten violent like their counterparts elsewhere.
Not to worry – t’was a bit of movie magic as Bat Bale and Hardy Tom slugged it out filming a battle royale on the set of 'The Dark Knight Rises' movie outside the Stock Exchange Building on Wall Street.
Who wins?
Our money, as always, is on The Bat.
Meanwhile, craven real-life protesters huddled in their makeshift encampment a mere block away.
Reportedly, some of the #OWS gang kvetched about gunfire interrupting their self-righteous daily din of decibel shattering drumming.
Only in Bat-America, kids.
