BAM-MOBILE COMING!

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President Elect Barack Obama soon to have very own Bam-Mobile.

Not unlike the souped up super special Pope-Mobile, GM is working on a new version of "Cadillac One" for Barack Obama.

According to sources, the new President’s state car is based on the GMC Topkick truck "Ironhide" from Transformers.

The Bam-Mobile Cadillac
transforms into a portable bunker likely equipped with five-inch thick glass, cellphone-jamming equipment and blast-proof ceramics.

Of course, the Secret Service won’t let all the details of the Bam-Mobile made available to the public, but there is no truth to the rumors that upon entering the car, Obama must say "Atomic engines to power" in order to start the photon fueled Presidential atomo-car.