ASHLEE SIMPSON ESCAPE TO NEW YORK

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Ashlee Simpson-Wentz fresh from  being booted from Melrose Place lands on her feet – on Broadway~

The rumors of Ashlee lip-syncing on the Great White Way have FINALLY been confirmed.

The singer cum actress cum celeb sister/wife  cum mother will play the role of murderess Roxie Hart in the current revival of Chicago on Broadway.

The triple threat Ash (can’t act, can’t sing, can’t dance) is the latest tab fodder to attempt to lure unwary turistas into shelling out mucho dinero for a Broadway production (SEE Katie Holmes and Clay Aiken)

"Being on Broadway is my childhood dream come true!" Bronx Mowgli’s mother enthused.