ANDY DICK BEGS PORN QUEEN TO BED HIM

Published on: March 17, 2005

It takes two to tango, but for wild comic Andy Dick, it sometimes takes three.

The wacky star of the ABC sitcom "Less Than Perfect" invited porn star Tabitha Stevens to come home with him, she says -- but only because the guy he really wanted to spend the night with didnt want to go it alone.

Andy was seen making out with a man at the bar of the Rainbow Grill on Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood, Tabitha told The ENQUIRER.

Tabitha was dining with actor pal Judd Nelson when Andy suddenly approached their table.

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"Yeah, its true," the brunette star of the XXX-rated movies "Dripping Wet" and "Nymphomercials," told The ENQUIRER.

"Andy did ask me if I was interested in joining him for a threesome."

At first she thought he was pulling her leg, but it quickly became clear to her that he wasn't interested in her leg -- or any other part of HER anatomy.

"Andy said, 'You see that guy?' " recalls Tabitha. " 'Would you have sex with him?' I asked, 'You mean right here? Right now?' Andy said, 'No, of course not! I mean, would you come back to my place with us and have sex?'

"I said, 'C'mon, Andy. You're kidding, right?'

"He insisted, 'No. I really want to have sex with him but . . . he's kind of shy.'

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"I said, 'Andy, he's been necking with you at the bar, in full view of everybody! I hardly think he's shy!'

"He said, 'Well, he's too shy to go home with me. If you came along, I don't think he'd be so shy.' "

But Stevens didn't like the idea of being odd woman out and told Andy, no thanks.

"He was upset that I turned him and his friend down," she said. "But he went right back to making out with him again!"

-- MICHAEL GLYNN