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George‘s new GF! Jacko death doc! Madonna‘s naughtiest! Gosselin goes home! "Twitter is gay!" Bawdy Taylor Momsen!

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The Los Angeles County coroner’s office says Michael Jackson‘s autopsy results to be delayed a week. No reason was given.
PLUS:   LAPD and DEA sources say Jacko death doc Murray only tip of Titanic-sized iceberg of intricate network of cross-enablers and faux friends who gave Jacko all the drugs he needed for Big Sleep.

Gorgeous George Clooney motor bikes in Como, Italy with latest gal pal Sardinian scorcher Elisabetta Canalis.

Kinky Madonna auction items up on the block include X-rated tapes of extended sex scenes from flicks, raunchy answering machine tapes and faxed love notes to ex- boy toy Jim Albright. Fun fact: thought she was "Booty-iful" and called herself "Lola Montes" after historical Bavarian nympho of Max Ophuls fame

Paris Hilton haunted still by sex tape that made her a "star". La Paree and then- BF Rick Salomon starred in "leaked" internet fave but now tells MTV doc, "It was definitely very painful. When you trust someone and love someone – for them to do that to you, it’s really hard." 

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daughter Bryce Dallas Howard inked for  Twilight 3: Eclipse replacing Rachelle Lefevre as vampire Victoria.  Studio claims "sked conflicts" for switcheroo. Lefevre shocked.

"Twitter’s gay." Kid Rock, the uncrowned king of unconventional wisdom says."If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I’m going to tell them, ‘Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er,‘ I don’t have anything to say and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I’m going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record."

Not as painful as snorting wasabi but Jackass  Johnny Knoxville inks $6k child support pay off to
ex-wife Melanie. Johnny aka Phillip John Clapp finalized the deal in a LA court.

Microsoft and Yahoo to ding Google with Bing – bold new search engine say they

Jon Gosselin back home in Pennsylvania with kids after week of partying hearty while Kate Prime reportedly buying pad in Maryland.  Bullet train shuttle coming for octos?

Med reports say tanning bed salons lethal as "arsenic". Sources say dangerous UV rays still dangerous no matter how you get tanned.  D’oh!

Younger than she appears Gossip Girl Taylor Momsen, just turned acerbic 16 says "Boys are so much less mature than girls as it is. I would eat a boy my age alive." Yikes!