While Angie's away, Brad will deliver..mail?

With his S.O. on the East Coast shooting her new flick Salt in NYC with Brangie Brood and nanny army close-at-hand, Angie's near-hubby tries to elude paps at LAX by playing it low key - real low key.

But his mailman disguise fooled no one.

The Inglorious Basterds Nazi-killer was held up for an extra screening as he was heading to his flight fifteen minutes before departure time.

Nothing femme fan security guards like better than to baton Brad!