In a heroic bid to save America from BRITNEY SPEARS’ flash-y “commando” attacks, an anonymous fan mailed the knickers-challenged star a package containing…are you ready?...365 pairs of panties – one pair for every day of the year, along with an unsigned note noting that sexy undies are a girl’s best friend because they leave a li’l something to the imagination.

Bayou Belle cracked up, said an insider, and was astounded to discover that the panties were actually her size! (The note did NOT note the sender’s sex – but I’m guessing it had to be a gal, right?...Votes, please!)

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