40 year-old Gary Coleman, the Diff'rent Strokes star is not a happy man-child in the promised land.  He's airing his divorce on a very special Divorce Court two-parter.

Coleman and his 22 year-old missus Shannon Price were wed seven months ago with insiders already predicted a short stay - literally- for the odd couple.

Judge Lynn Toler will preside over the post-nup meltdown and try and save the woo-some twosome.

Shannon said, "If we have sex, we have sex.  If we don't, we don't."

"It's nobody's business," added Gary.

Coleman was an admitted virgin before meeting and wooing Shannon on a movie set.

We'll see if an interlocutory degree of divorce is granted or will the pint sized Romeo and his seemingly normal wife reconcile.

The shows air in May  - must be Sweeps Week, eh?