Woody Allen's new flick Vicky Christina Baecelona got a "tres bien" standing "O" on the Crosiette but star, diva-at-large, Scarlett Johansson was no where to be seen.

She'd been Cannes-canned.

Reportedly, Warners' French distribution arm's  negotiations with Scar ended with them declining to pay her  demands.

Johansson was asking for  5,000 Euro-a-day ($7500 US),  a personal make up artist and fully paid stay at an exclusive hotel quite remote from the fest.

"It was crazy," a studio insider revealed.

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