Heartthrob ORLANDO BLOOM got sucked into a lesbian lover’s quarrel at LA’s Figaro Cafe when a beautiful blonde sashayed up to his table and started gushing that he’s “gorgeous,” etc. – but their tete-a-tete was suddenly interrupted when a manly lady sporting tattoos on her muscular arms suddenly came charging up, bellowing at the blonde: “What are you talking to HIM for! What were you saying to him?” Pouted Blondie: “Nothing, I was just talking to him!”
In a moment, the duo started screaming back and forth. Shocked, gallant Orlando started to get up and defend his pretty chat-mate – but her girlfriend shoved him right back down in his seat…hard! Wisely choosing discretion over valor, Orlando quickly slipped out of the booth, headed for the door and tossed his waiter a wad of bills, saying: “Keep the change!”
