BRITNEY GETS CHEWED OUT
SAY WHAAAATT?? Sucking on a cigarette, swilling a cuppa coffee, chomping gum and giggling like a loon, multitasking Skary Skank BRITNEY SPEARS exited swanky Kitson on Robertson Blvd. – and suddenly got the grin seared off her kisser when a teenage fan’s fire-breathing momma blasted Ms. Toxic, labeling her a grungy, low-life role model…AND a lousy mother! Trouble began when Teen Girl spotted Pop Tart and rushed over, squealing with delight – but as My Spywitness gaped and gasped, Momma Hen elbowed her chick aside and spear-ed Britney with: “EXCUSE ME…but I hope you get your life together, work things out with your mother – then start taking care of your children! Family is the most important thing in the world!”
Grimacing through this tirade, Britney snarkily smacked gum and blew bubbles – popping them loudly. The mom – uncowed by Britney’s rage-a-holic rep – went right in her face and scolded: “You have absolutely NO manners! You have dirty habits, and you’re a terrible example for young girls – not to mention your fans…if you still have any!” The mortified (yet obviously still star-struck) daughter recoiled as Brit suddenly spit out her pink gum-wad and screamed at the mother: “LADY…MIND YOUR OWN F-----G BUSINESS!” …then stormed off down the street.
Published on: 08/08/2007
